Explore Fortune Messages

“You will be hungry again in one hour.”

“You will find happiness with a new love... probably your cat.”

“Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!”

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“You will soon be hungry again. Order more Chinese food.”

“A wise man once said nothing. He was probably eating.”

“Today you will make progress... toward your refrigerator.”

“Error 404: Fortune not found.”

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”

“Ignore previous fortune.”

“You will receive a fortune cookie.”

“Your future is as bright as your past is dark... which isn't saying much.”

“Your lucky numbers are: All of them. You'll need the luck.”

“The answer you seek is in another cookie.”

“You will soon meet a tall, dark stranger... in the mirror.”

“You will find what you're looking for in the last place you look. Obviously.”

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... and comfortable shoes.”

“You have just wasted time reading this fortune.”

“You are not illiterate.”

“Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.”

“Your socks will bring you great fortune... if you wear them.”

“This fortune intentionally left blank.”

“Your pet goldfish is plotting against you.”

“Congratulations! You can read.”